for some reason, i’ve gone and updated the silly x-files page i made last year, despite the fact that updating it totally defeats its purpose and prevents me from doing other, more important things.  i suppose it doesn’t matter, though.  all i do lately is sit on the floor in front of the tv, making a ton of jewelry and watching old x-files episodes.  in fact, i’m thinking of naming each piece of jewelry after whatever episode was on while i was making it, as in:

“do you like these earrings?  the left one’s syzygy, the right one’s pusher.”
“check out this bracelet, it’s irresistible!”
“i call this necklace war of the coprophages.”

on the bright side, my jewelry is getting really good.  i’d put some of it online, but i’m too busy updating my x-files page, thank you very much.