things i thought about today:
- whenever i see those fish decals on cars that say “JESUS” in the middle, my brain registers it not as a word of praise, but as a curse. as in, “jesus, man! what are you doing driving a ford festiva?!”
- why do they scent dishwasher detergent? the stuff i have is lemon cascade, but i don’t see the point. are my dishes going to smell lemony-fresh? i think not.
- there’s a girl in my british novel class who always wears sweatsuits. every single day a matching sweatsuit, in at least seventeen zillion different colors. i can only imagine what her closet must look like, with row upon row upon row upon row of solid-color sweatsuits, arranged in spectrum order from right to left, on white plastic hangers. i think.
see? i told you i was boring…