Tag Archive for 'politics'

let’s do this thing.

yikes-aroni

I forgot to tell you that on Saturday my friends and I were at a restaurant a few tables away from a couple who thought that The Onion was a real paper, and consequently, that this actually occurred.  It was simultaneously funny and depressing.

this is ridiculous

Apparently 23% of Texans still think Obama is Muslim. Hey, um, 23% of Texans? First of all, how dumb are you? and second of all, even if he was Muslim, so fucking what? and third of all, you suck.

girls say whatever they want

Where’s my ‘Straight girls say yes to, and sometimes even initiate sex with, boys they find attractive for any number of reasons’ T-shirt?”  I’m not fond of this “Girls say yes to men who say Obama” poster, either.

insta-suck

I guess I approach a lot of things from a picture-taking standpoint.  Tonight at the end of the debate, when the Obamas and McCains were walking around talking to the audience members, I noticed that nearly every single audience member was holding or using the exact same brand of Kodak disposable camera.  My guess is that these cameras were given to them at the debate in lieu of letting them bring their own cameras in.

I know that it was probably some sort of security issue, but it’d still have made me mad if I’d been there.  It would feel like the debate organizers were telling me, “Okay, you can take pictures, but we want them to be shitty!”

lunar rights

These debate question suggestions have been all-day entertainment for me. My favorites so far are “Who owns the moon? Is this a concern of yours?” and “Disney World or Yosemite?”




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