“92. Do call Mattress Mac of Gallery Furniture in Houston, TX. (713) 694-5570. Ask for Mac. He’s this recovered coke addict who runs this discount furniture store in Texas. When I was growing up and he was on cocaine, his commercials had him jumping around like a maniac waving handfuls of hundred-dollar bills in the air. Now they have him slowly easing out of one of those old-guy mechanical-assistance-getting-out-of-your-chair chairs, murmuring about savings.”
one time when i was little we bought my sister a daybed at gallery furniture, and mattress mac told my mother that she had “some beautiful daughters, ms. headley.  some beautiful daughters.”  he’s creepy.