here’s a handy list of the coolest people ever to send me spam:

Augmentation S. Manson
Booker Sellers
Bowen A. Pistils
Broaching M. Cognitive
Burt Peoples
Concepcion Burger
Dabblers B. Beryl
Dick M. Powers
Eggbeater F. Expurgation
Eugenio Couch
Giauque L. Obsidian
Hung Bower
Jenifer Champagne
Junko
Lamentations J. Interfaced
Lincoln Colon
Litigating Q. Goon
Matilda Bottoms
Plume O. Linkage
Quartette K. Epicures
Reverberate C. Leewards
Sang Pendleton
Torison F. Tapped
Wimpier F. Overruled
Wolfhound K. Atherosclerosis

Dropsy Q. Nurture
Tinkertoy F. Wristwatches