the announcer kept going on and on about this woman taking long walks on the beach and riding horses with these men in masks that made them look like a cross between hannibal lecter and a misguided superhero and oh which one will she choose and what if he turns out bald and snaggletoothed, and i pretty much just rolled my eyes and ignored it until the very end, when the announcer said “hosted by monica lewinsky,” and then i laughed so hard i’m sure the neighbors heard.