8/16/2002

on the subway platform, at 59th street:

“excuse me, can i ask you a question?”
“uh…okay.”
“how tall are you?”
“five-eight.”
“have you ever considered doing any promotional modeling?”
“oh, i’m not interested, thank you.”
“that’s okay.  you look marvelous, keep up the good work.”

i am eighty-nine percent sure it was a scam.