ryan and i were watching the scene where, in lieu of an exorbitantly priced urn, walter and the dude put donny’s ashes in a coffee can they bought at a grocery store.

me:  if i died unexpectedly and you had to do that for me, i would want you to put my ashes in a macaroni and cheese box.
ryan: i’d want you to put mine in my windows xp box and mail it to microsoft.