the scene: cecil’s, 10:30 pm saturday. ryan went to scope and amanda went to get a drink. i was sitting alone at the table. van halen’s “jump” was on the jukebox.
guy: (comes up to the table) oh wow, this is one of my favorite songs!
me: (in a tone of scathing yet polite deprecation) is it really.
guy: no. (walks off)