some food-related observations:
– i love coca-cola so much that my teeth will probably rot and fall out, and soon.  a shame, that.
– ditto ben and jerry’s.  i’ll just replace my teeth with big globs of cookie dough, or something.
– pimento cheese and saltine crackers are really gross together.  i cannot stress this enough.
– carl buddig lunchmeat is scary (“smoked sliced chopped pressed cooked,” what?), but so tasty.
– the totino’s party pizza i had earlier was gross as i ate it, but i think now that it was good.
– i wish i had another one.

why, oh why, can’t i just make normal healthy baked-chicken-with-rice-and-broccoli square meals for myself, rather than eating all this food that is not actually food but “food”?  i am the quintessential chick bachelor.

do the rest of you have food weirdnesses, or what?