at the cam today, there was a sculpture which consisted of a sofa bed upholstered in camouflage, folded out, with pink flowered sheets all rumpled up. the card on the wall next to it said, “Upholstered sofa bed, foam rubber, fabric, and semen.” as i was standing there, a middle-aged woman walked over to the sculpture and said, without looking at the card, “oh good, a bed!” eww.

this is the worst book i have ever had to read for an upper-level college course. doesn’t she have an editor, for god’s sake?