09/22/2003

when people decide that they feel safer driving cars that are bigger than everyone else’s, they buy SUVs.  but if everyone drives an SUV, then all the cars on the road will be the same size.  it follows then that for these same people to feel safe again, they will have to buy something that is BIGGER THAN AN SUV.  which means that my honda and i are destined to be crushed underneath a tank.