true blood my ass

True Blood is bothering this Buffy fan.  Why do the vampires’ fangs snap out like that?  How come their faces don’t get all rumply?  How can Sookie and Bill consume each other’s blood without turning Sookie into a vampire?  How is her telepathy not applying to vampires not a direct lift from “Earshot“?  What does Bill even see in Sookie anyway?  GOD.