things that, when you get your car towed from the office parking lot because you parked on a curb that was SO not even marked and you have to call your sister to come pick you up and take you to the towing place back behind the airport to find out how much your car costs and then to the nearest gas station so you can use the ATM to get the money out of your account, just make everything that much worse:

1. the ATM screen font is Comic Sans MS.