maybe i didn’t do enough drugs when i had the chance. i hardly did any, really. if i’d done more drugs, would i be getting some interesting flashbacks by now? would i be less bored?
i’m designing an elementary-school website at work right now, and i’m fighting a nearly uncontrollable urge to use pastor of muppets on it somewhere.
S_________ PRIMARY SCHOOL! ROCK!
something tells me i’m better off not having done more drugs.