he spoke spanish, too

a list of things that my HCCSCD (Harris County Community Supervision and Corrections Department) education class instructor mentioned that were completely off-topic:

annie, little orphan
barbecue
beast [sic], milwaukee’s
bicycles
christ, jesus
cigars, martinis and
clowns
cowboys
crick [sic], water from the
crickets
crichton, michael
denominator, the
dixie chicken, the
dominoes
education programs, shoplifting
education programs, drug dealer
firefighters
five children, the drowning of
frogs
highway, blood on the
holiday inn, the
infinitives, split
jablunt [sic], kareem abdul
jail food, $4 a day per person
jersey, new
kennedy, joan
kennedy, ted
kennedys, the
ladders, chutes and
man show, the
medical equipment, used
nicaragua
pickle, you eat a
‘roids, aggression from
technology, power point
tickets, lottery
winfrey, oprah
“you’re not paranoid; they really are out to get you.”