As I slumber, the ninja surreptitiously glides past my nose releasing his silent, but deadly gas. I will sitr no more.
by andrew wollman on 3/22/2001 03:50:10 PM | bang on

the ninja is deadly even though he is way too tired to count to twenty three. now that takes some crazy kickass ninjaness.
by rabi on 3/22/2001 11:17:13 AM | bang on

Ok, I'll cop to an easy one for now. I'm always ripping people off and referencing things instead of being original, dammit. Oh well. The Ninja is so deadly because...

Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. And nice red uniforms.

Oh, Damn!
by Jared Dunn on 3/20/2001 01:26:12 AM | bang on

the ninja eats garlic from sunup to sundown, wolfing down cloves with one hand while he nunchucks with the other. he smells bad.

rabi? jared? andrew?

by alison headley on 3/19/2001 11:11:34 PM | bang on

Pitter-pattering down a silent rope, Mr. Ninja knows no fear. Mouth, hair and body wrapped in black, he whips his deadly nunchackus.

Now, you tell us: Why is the ninja so deadly, Headley?
by Ryan Gantz on 3/18/2001 10:19:56 PM | bang on