05/12/2005

dear ebay shoe sellers,
three important things:
1. “collectibles” has an I in it.
2. “heel” has no A in it.
3. patent leather is spelled just like that.  it is not called patton leather, and it was not invented by someone named patton.
thank you.

11/15/2004

   dear movie theatres,
   my foot is broken, and i can’t drive myself to your fine establishments, so if you could please send copies of the incredibles, sideways, enduring love, and i heart huckabees to my house, i’d really appreciate it.
   sincerely,
   alison headley
   p.s. primer is good.