dear ebay shoe sellers,
three important things:
1. “collectibles” has an I in it.
2. “heel” has no A in it.
3. patent leather is spelled just like that.  it is not called patton leather, and it was not invented by someone named patton.
thank you.


   dear movie theatres,
   my foot is broken, and i can’t drive myself to your fine establishments, so if you could please send copies of the incredibles, sideways, enduring love, and i heart huckabees to my house, i’d really appreciate it.
   alison headley
   p.s. primer is good.