When I found this, I thought two things: “God, how disgusting!” and “Of all the things to say about me, why did he pick something I find so embarrassing?”
When I found this, I thought two things: “God, how disgusting!” and “Of all the things to say about me, why did he pick something I find so embarrassing?”
Dude, I was a bangable blog babe last December. The worst part is how fucking super lame the jokes are. Mine: “She grew up in a log cabin. And she’s got MY log growing, too!“
Yeah, I had a vague recollection of you saying you were on a list like this, so I went back and looked, and there you were. You’re right about the bad jokes, too.
Oh, please…he uses alliteration AND metaphor. You don’t think he’s brilliant? (I’m 99% sure this will come across as sarcastic, but just in case, I feel the need to add the disclaimer that yes, I do believe he is a hat made of ass).
This dude HAS to be trying to be ironic. There’s no way anybody’s that unfunny, is there? I mean, come on. Or he’s 12. There’s really no other option.
But linking to him is undoubtedly giving him exactly what he wants. I bet he’d rather have you link to him than “watch TV” with him…
is that Mister E, from that show? anyway, in five years this dude is *totally* gonna be the funniest construction worker on the site.
Jake, you’re probably right.