Have you ever been sick for long enough that you forget what it’s like to be well? I mean, you’ve always felt like this, right? You’ve never been able to go more than ten minutes without having a coughing fit. You’ve never been able to drive anywhere without getting tired. You’ve never been able to stand up for any length of time without feeling like you’re going to collapse. Everything has always been this heavy, this snot-ridden, this exhausting.
Whoever gave me this flu can totally suck it.