Monthly Archive for May, 2007

coffee doesn’t even need to be in the freezer

since arriving home from my trip i haven’t done much except unpack, clean my apartment, and do a little bit of contract web work.  i’m working from home for people i’ve never met before, which means i get my instructions from conference calls with disembodied voices, and i code while watching dvds of the office.

wednesday night i opened my refrigerator to get some water, and i saw that the light was out.  “oh,” i thought, “i guess the light’s out.”  then i went to bed.

thursday morning i opened the freezer to get coffee, and the coffee package didn’t feel cold like it usually does.  then i saw the thawed-out chicken and the water in the ice trays, and that’s when i knew that the fridge was broken.

after calling the apartment maintenance people, i went to the store to buy a cooler and some ice to try to save my food.  when i got back from the store, i saw that i’d missed a call from steve, one of the people i’m contracting for.  i put my food in the cooler and called him back.

“hey steve, it’s alison,” i said when he answered.

“hi, alison, how are you?” he said.

“my fridge is broken!”

“what?”

“oh,” i said, “my fridge is broken.  when you called i was out getting ice.”

“ah,” he said.  “well, at least it’s not too hot out yet.”

i think spending all this time alone has made me forget that sometimes people don’t mean “how are you?” when they say “how are you?”  also, i think i need more people to talk to.

roadtrip tally

miles on my car: 10,960
photos taken: 5,173
photos uploaded: 1,767
state lines photographed: 30
new flickr contacts: 17

days gone: 65
states visited: 34
other countries visited: 1
cities/towns visited: 31
states visited but not overnight: 12
times i saw the ocean: 6
islands visited: 5

houses slept in: 21
   air mattresses: 3
   guest beds: 3
   couches: 5
   someone’s bed while they slept somewhere else: 6
   futons: 4

motels slept in: 11
   motel 6: 7
   super 8: 2
   days inn: 2

empty apartments slept in: 1
people i stayed with whom i’d never met before: 4

abandoned places: 5
times i got pretty drunk: 4
windshield rock chips: 3
cemeteries: 3
times my car got searched by border patrol or police: 2
prescriptions: 2
doctor visits: 2
illnesses: 1
parking tickets: 1
warnings (for following an 18-wheeler too closely): 1
speeding tickets: 0

last of the photo highlights

i’m all done! see?

final mileage on my car: 142,706

here are the rest of the photos:

washington mall at night

east atlanta beer fest
decatur cemetery

ole miss
oxford cemetery (i found faulkner!)
oxford town square
rowan oak

big easy rollergirls
hurricane katrina damage
french quarter miscellany

back in texas again

i’m having a hard time getting readjusted to my life. while i figure things out, you should look at this:

wanted: artist that can draw a life size angel...

nearly finished

i’m in houston now, which doesn’t mean i’m done with my trip quite yet, since i live in austin. but i’m from houston, and i always visit here, so it feels like my trip is over. this upsets me just exactly as much as i thought it would. before i left austin i thought i might be homesick by now. but no. i’m trip-sick.

not to jinx my drive from houston to austin, but i’m really happy nothing bad happened to my car on this trip. i’m also happy nothing bad happened to me or the dog or my suitcase. i thought for sure there’d be some terrible catastrophe. well, i guess there was the strep throat on my birthday, but that only lasted four days.

when i was in boston, jared commented on how fast he thought my trip was going. “it seems like you’re in a new town every few days. i don’t know if i could go that fast. it would take me that long just to get used to being in a place, and then i would have to leave it.”

he’s right about that, but it happened to me with people instead of places. i would show up in a new town and spend enough time with the people i knew there to get used to having them around, and then i would have to leave. what this means is that right now i miss about 50 people.

i feel like a completely different person.

i’m not going to die of strep!

after crying every day for four days straight and thinking i was going to die because my throat hurt so much i could barely eat or drink anything, i’m finally feeling better, so it’s time for more photo highlights!

vermont

kayaking to fort gorges

decordova sculpture park
museum of bad art

roosevelt island
museum of modern art
shake shack
brooklyn bridge
manhattan from brooklyn
prospect park
riding bikes in brooklyn

(got sick, stopped taking pictures)

hains point
jefferson memorial

one of my favorites:

the brooklyn bridge

going three miles an hour

today, right in the middle of heavy traffic on the I-95 in the bronx, i broke down and sobbed. i’ve got the worst sore throat i’ve ever had in my life, the only clinic i could find on a sunday was all the way on long island, and they weren’t entirely sure what was wrong with me. when the clinic attendant looked at my sign-in papers, she said, “oh, hey! happy birthday!”

today i’m twenty-nine.




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