Archive for March, 2007

press and hold heart

press and hold heart

sometimes this trip is lonely.

bad book ideas #4-6

as sent to me by a friend:

Tasty Varmints I Done Hit And Frittered
Premium Gas, Super-hot Ass: ? Loving Love’s Truck Stops
High-Mileage Wieners: ? 36 hours in a Texas Roller Grill

bad book idea #3

the plight of the garrulous homeless man across the united states: as told to alison headley.

dear website readers

let’s say i’m in san francisco and i want to see weird stuff. where should i go? e-mail me.

bad book idea #2

a list of all the people i’m staying with, ordered by how their showers turn on and where they keep their coffee.

bad book idea #1

go on a date in every town i visit. write about the dates; call the book United Dates of America.