trina [talking about an old friend she hadn’t seen in awhile]: last i heard, she was trying to make some video about strippers gone wild.

me: what?  aren’t strippers wild to begin with?

trina: i know, that’s what i thought.

me: it’d be more interesting to make a video about strippers gone sedate.

trina: ha!

me: strippers reading the newspaper.

trina: strippers doing the laundry.

trina’s mom: strippers paying their bills.

me: now that’s a video i would watch.