trina [talking about an old friend she hadn’t seen in awhile]: last i heard, she was trying to make some video about strippers gone wild.
me: what? aren’t strippers wild to begin with?
trina: i know, that’s what i thought.
me: it’d be more interesting to make a video about strippers gone sedate.
me: strippers reading the newspaper.
trina: strippers doing the laundry.
trina’s mom: strippers paying their bills.
me: now that’s a video i would watch.