“What they should do is ask each American what he or she is most unhappy about, and then label the checks accordingly. There could be ‘gas rebate’ checks and ‘cable rebate’ checks and ‘dadgum Mexicans taking our jobs’ checks and ‘dudes kissing dudes’ checks. That way, Americans will know that Republicans care exactly $100 worth about whichever issue concerns them the most.” my check would be labeled “republicans.”
lately when i sing to maude, i’ve been going with “every puppy was kung-fu fighting! those dogs were fast as lightning!” she seems to like it.
here are a few mp3s from some bands i’ve been enjoying lately. what else should i be listening to?
last night’s episode of scrubs was one of its best ever. that said, medical shows need to stop playing the fray’s “how to save a life” over patient-in-peril montages. it’s way too obvious.
me on tumblr i could make that
