maybe i didn’t do enough drugs when i had the chance.  i hardly did any, really.  if i’d done more drugs, would i be getting some interesting flashbacks by now?  would i be less bored?

i’m designing an elementary-school website at work right now, and i’m fighting a nearly uncontrollable urge to use pastor of muppets on it somewhere.
S_________ PRIMARY SCHOOL!  ROCK!

something tells me i’m better off not having done more drugs.