i’m moving this weekend!
i’m going to get my dog back!
i’m having a huge sale!
maybe i didn’t do enough drugs when i had the chance. i hardly did any, really. if i’d done more drugs, would i be getting some interesting flashbacks by now? would i be less bored?
i’m designing an elementary-school website at work right now, and i’m fighting a nearly uncontrollable urge to use pastor of muppets on it somewhere.
S_________ PRIMARY SCHOOL! ROCK!
something tells me i’m better off not having done more drugs.
“On the menu of a Polish hotel: ‘Salad a firm’s own make; limpid redbeet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted ducklet loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people’s fashion.’”