04/28/2005

“If you are worried about how the baby looks in these first pictures, don’t panic. New babies are routinely dipped into marinara sauce. It is part of Sutter Medical’s new ‘Hospitaliano’ service initiative.”  congrats, rob!

04/28/2005

a week from tomorrow, i’m going to be 27 years old.  if you want to get something for my birthday, get it from here and give it to yourself or to someone else.  orders are all i want for my birthday.  oh, and an iron.  and gilmore girls.  and an ipod.  and a job.  but that’s all.