
the st. louis post-dispatch is lies, all lies!
experts agree: al quaeda leader is dead or alive: “This does rule out the terrifying possibility of an unkillable zombie Bin Laden though.” (via lw)
deconstructing lionel richie’s “hello” video: “He even follows her to dance class. Shouldn’t she be dancing on the ceiling?”
signs you need to cut back on the online shopping: your postal carrier recognizes you, knows which apartment you live in, and knows your dog’s name, too. when she sees you and your dog outside at 3:00 (you’re outside because you know that’s when the mail comes) she says, “hey, i got something for you today!”