hey, remember when we were driving to austin and i was really mad at you and we stopped at a gas station and took turns going in to the bathroom so one of us could stay in the car with the dog? when it was your turn to go in i thought the dog looked thirsty, so i grabbed your water bottle from the driver’s seat, poured some water into the cap, and let the dog drink it. then i screwed the cap back on and shook the bottle as hard as i could. it was all over before you got back in the car.
anyway, i’m sorry i made you drink dog water. sort of.