hey, remember when we were driving to austin and i was really mad at you and we stopped at a gas station and took turns going in to the bathroom so one of us could stay in the car with the dog?  when it was your turn to go in i thought the dog looked thirsty, so i grabbed your water bottle from the driver’s seat, poured some water into the cap, and let the dog drink it.  then i screwed the cap back on and shook the bottle as hard as i could.  it was all over before you got back in the car.

anyway, i’m sorry i made you drink dog water.  sort of.