i was able to enjoy the show until about halfway through. halfway through i looked down at the standing-room only crowd, all clustered in as close to the front of the stage as possible, and wondered what it would be like if we shaved all their heads and put the hair in a big huge pile.
how big would the pile be?
how much would it weigh?
would the hair stack up high or would it cover more surface area?
how much of the pile would be hair, and how much just skin cells and dust?
if we mixed it all around, what color would we end up with?
could we have a hair bonfire?
would the people who got balded at rufus wainwright keep in touch?