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Archive for March, 2004
even as we speak, the marshmallow peep army prepares itself for battle.
“Another interesting discovery was this mysterious bunch of apocalyptically gloomy death-pigs named Metallica, whose Master of Puppets album made us wide-eyed. They played every song as if their nuts were on fire, and shrieked out incomprehensible banshee babblings; this was music to kill dogs with a hammer by.”
dear quentin tarantino,
if kill bill: vol. 2 doesn’t come out pretty fucking soon, i’m going to rename the first movie kill bad actresses, because that’s what it is.
sincerely,
alison headley
“I am so excited about this, I could burst! JEM was THE greatest cartoon when I was a kid. Such a hip show and the camp factor could not be denied. I love how Jem & the Holograms gave 30 second concerts! […] So sit back and enjoy some fun music and action, though it is puzzling that since Jem’s life was always in danger during each commercial break…why didn’t she just call the cops?”







