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my new favorite spam name is Texas F. Overshoot.

“Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver’s and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye’s shall be cleansed.”  i would totally marry the dude who made this site.  i would marry him even if he were a chick. (via a)

“‘There have been poisonings over the years, and last year there was even a whispering campaign against Crufts winner Danny the Pekinese — did he, or did he not, have a face lift?’ she said. Danny was eventually cleared.”