remember how you sent me that little book you made for me to fill out and mail back to you? well, i filled it out and mailed it back to you. did you receive it yet? it’s called the book of alison’s garbage, garbage being a theme i came across accidentally. i was really pleased with how the book came out overall, so i scanned and uploaded the pages. if you didn’t receive the book yet, don’t look at it online or else you won’t be surprised when you get the real thing.
anyway, i hope you enjoy it. say hi to your mom for me, even though i’ve never, ever met her. not once. come to think of it, i’ve never even met you. but i’m sure both you and your mom are very nice people, and i bet you’ll like my book of trash.